Welcome to the Minor Conspiracy. I am going to update this site whenever i have time. Just to let you know, Ryan, Beth and possibly Tyler are working on this site so don't be confused! You may be wondering...What is the Minor Conspiracy? Well, FIND OUT! THIS WHOLE SITE IS DEVOTED TO IT! YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK AROUND AND FIGURE IT OUT! Warning: If you are some kinda normal person, you won't like this site. Yeah, thats right! We are considered the outkasts from all the world. We are the kind of people that you stare at when we say a quite normal phrase such as "Fish Goose!". Trust me, my prep friends, you do not have the intellect to be reading something you don't understand. Go and talk with your little 'clique' about the clothes you are gonna wear tommorrow or the girls that you dumped this year(changes every week, eh?). We don't care here! For all you ppl who are like weirded out by silly things like obsessions with fish, this ain't your site either. And take care! There are very special warnings for you all mentioned above:
Side effects of viewing this profile include: drowsyness, headaches, stomach aches, nasea, vomiting, gas problems, nervousness, mental illness, writer's cramp, athlete's foot, pitcher's mound, cold sores, cancre sores, bleeding, bruises, heart burn, fear, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, diaherea, constipation, heart attack, breathing problems, asthma, indigestion, arthritis, bloody nose, black eyes, smelly feet, itchy nose, loss of brain cells, and eventually... DEATH! Thank you!
The name "The Minor Conspiracy" is credited to Beth. The madness is credited to Ryan.
